Relocation

Hey Peeps. You may or may have not seen a previous post that I have relocated this site to here

Hey, pepsis! I promised that I would do something. No, it wasn't the dishes. I promised that I would add something to the blog. And no, it wasn't a link to a site that teaches how to do dishes (Emmy, you need that). It's the Top Six Things to Look Out For! Sadly I couldn't put my Mathematics teacher in the post, I heard he got lost in the supply closet (p.s, I have the key. But shhhhhhh)
SIX THINGS TO LOOK OUT FOR, APRIL 2013

1. Episode in medical television:
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The Doctors S5/E108, as I mentioned in my previous post (I think that's when I did). This was the episode with the two boys best friends (one of which wrote a book), The lady who had a stroke and lost all her short term memory (when she screamed with joy, it sounded like a Nigerian movie. Bad Terrible sound quality), the quadri-something who was disabled at 17, Shannon: the woman who had to have her limbs amputated after the death of her unborn child, the two teen MDs (both did cancer diagnostic and prevention invention. But that doesn't mean you should go out without caking yourself with sunblock. You may [possibly] look like a ghost, but at least you'll be a healthy ghost. Don't forget to look up: That's So Chocolate Bar
2. Young ImagePeople's book and Author:

Derek Landy with his A-FRIGGIN-MA-ZING book series Skulduggery Pleasant. This author keeps me hooked (I'm not talking about drugs...I hope) with his books. I do wonder why the age rating is 9+ since Stef is obviously playing hopscotch with 4 men (that's one more than I have lives in Dave). His most recent book Skulduggery Pleasant: Kingdom of The Wicked is pretty phenomenal. Pepsis ackin' all cray cray and trippin' in his books (I only understood half of that sentence. Sadly, I don't speak Illiterate person speak). But it keeps me entertained and it teaches you self defense for free (oh, you cheapskate!)
3. Comedienne:

EH that was a really tough one and I had to choose between Rebel Wilson (a.k.a Fat Amy) and Ellen DeGeneres (a.k.a ED). But there can only be one (suddenly goes quiet, bulges eyes and breathes heavily)...oh, I got distracted, Ellen Deezy won! This hilarious, rebellious, peaceful animal lover. I'm watching S10/E26, the one with the man from The Soup. This woman has been changing my mood from negativity to humoured, it would be perfect if she gave me pizza everyday. I seriously love her show and make it my priority to use my one hour of TV a day watching it.
4. Biggest Lie:

Fat people give out more candy on Halloween. I bet they take your candy. My mother always said that if I don't have anything nice to say then I shouldn't say anything at all...
5. Entertainer:

Emma Watson has always been my favourite character from Harry Potter. Second to David What's-his-name (Harry)...and the guy that plays Ron Weasley. If anyone asks...oi vey (P.S. I'm not Jewish. Just saying). I like her intelligence, I relate to that and her unquenchable thirst for knowledge. One of my friends (initials: J.E. I call him Jam Jar for my own reasons) says that she is the love of his life and that is one of the reasons I will become famous. So that I may recommend him to her. That's how much I value my friends. And because I lost a bet. And my freedom. How lucky are they?
6. Insane Person:

It's unanimous! ME!
'Till next we cross paths, Goodier, Moi Mentil Mind

Hoobligano Pepsis! Holidays are nearly over! But now I won't have any excuse to look like a prison escapee, darn! So I recently played Sims 3 after a long time on the Xbox, and guess what happened? In the beginning, my Sims were rich and had a huge party. I gave my guests a lot to drink and my downstairs toilet got clogged up (I blame my fat Sim) so they flocked the clogged downstairs bathrooms. They couldn't "go" so they stayed at my house: eating my food, passing out and peeing all over my floors. Oh gosh, so I decided to use my Firestorm Karma Power and, thankfully, they all left. Sad to say, my Sims household became shockingly poor and one of them died from the fire. Oh well, look at the bright side: I get to have a ghost baby! But then social services is going to take it away because I would have walled it in in a room upstairs. I ask myself and the EA: how do the social services people know how to walk through the walls? And: why do people laugh when I say I drink green tea? We'll see who's laughing when in ten years their faces have sagged all the way to their feet. In a hoarse voice, "Excuse me, son, but can you help me tuck my face into my pants?

 

That brings up an...image. I just finished reading "Season of the Witch" by Natasha Mostert. Geep, that M that writes the diary is a naughty girl. Read all about it at Natasha's Website (link included). But I always knew which M was the killer because of her name, but I thought that the diary was written by M (the murderer). A lot of wonkey badonkey goin' on in there.

People, I have just also seen the nicest thing ever on The Doctors. Six year old wrote a book to raise money for his ill best friend. What an awesome thing to do, wonder who'd do that for me. The ill seven year old has a rare liver disease that could be fatal.  S5/E108 is the episode I'm talking about, The First Ever Annual Drs Against All Odds Awards Show, that's where I saw the "That's so chocolate bar" book and I had  hoped that you'd take the time and read all about it. That episode just really makes me smile. It's first in my new segment: six things to look out for. I chose six because I was born that day. It's the episode in medical reality television to look out for.
Goodier, Moi Mentil Mind

Me: Doctor, doctor, I'm sick!
Doctor: Oh really, what do you have?
Me: I have the Vita fever.
For those of you who don't know what that is, it's a disease (that I made up) that means that I'm addicted to the PS Vita's augmented reality system. You can do so, many, fuh-riggin things with it; such as: making your sibling finally look good or fall off of a cliff, draw moustaches on elderly women's faces, go back to a time where people didn't wear socks with sandals, oh, the possibilities are endless (no they're not)! Check out the link in the words "PS Vita's augmented reality system" to see what I'm talking about.
I just listened to a song where the singer, sadly, sounded constipated. Eeek, I feel for them. Lay off the dry cake. And the most hilarious Ellen DeGeneres show episode just came on a few hours ago. It was S10/E19, the one with Rebel Wilson, gee, that women is hilarious!
Ellen: So I hear you're fro the bush
RW: Yeah
Ellen: Which part of Australia are you from?
RW: I'm just from the bush

...

RW: So I was on a youth ambassador for Australia, which is a huge thing, and I was sent to South Africa. I thought it would be like The Lion King

And she voiced many people's thoughts: SA is dangerous. No comment. Apparently she got Malaria while here and hallucinated about being a good actress and rapping when she won an Oscar. Thank glob she got Malaria!

That's it from me, Goodier, Moi Mentil Mind

 

 

Today's been magnificent. Everyone, as far as I'm concerned, had their phones at school. It was so much fun, but the person I liked kept looking at me and saying that it was nothing. That is not being a creepy pervert at all. I got a lot of compliments from a lot of people, except the person I like. What a whizz bin, eh? Today I ran into quite a few people. Mickster says that I walked into them, but whatevs. Oh, and I ran into G and his little crew (if we can call it that). And I have got to say, they have no fashion sense at all (scary). I really wanted to throw rotten tomatoes in their faces. It would have been a major improvement...but I didn't. I don't really like detention much and now I'm too scared to go since that creep of an eighth grader came to the school. You never know, I mean, I have dried fruit in my pockets. Who wouldn't want some?
Back to the "crew". The person I ran into was Lil Aussie (that's not his real name by the way) and boy was it a let down. I mean the kid's not that bad looking, he's in the "in crowd". Seeing him around school, why wouldn't I expect him to blow me away with his scent? I expected him to smell like lollipops and sunshine dust (not the drug). Sadly I couldn't smell him 'cause my nose is blocked. I know, bu-mmer. Then G turned to look at me, I couldn't help but feel so hateful. If only I listened to the voices in my head. But then I'd be in jail with a rear the size of the grand canyon.
Onto more interesting news, I'm introducing a new trend: long sleeved shirts+hoodies. I mean, it's new and unthought-of, that's what I wore today. But M took my hood away and wouldn't give it back. I'm no expert on cacti, but I know a prick when I see one. It totally peeved-me-the-hoof-off!!! But nonetheless, he is a good friend to me. So look at a hoodie, then look at a shirt. Isn't it just so compelling to wear them together?
So Goodier, Moi Mentil Mind

I am actually pleased with the progress I have been making lately. Pretty dang am. Especially when it comes to my carnal matters. You don't need to know what that means. My friend was eating a Hawaiian pizza today at lunch in front of me and I couldn't help but think, "I hope you choke."
Sadly, and thankfully 'cause I wouldn't know what to do, she didn't. Ding it! But, life offers second chances called tomorrow ( nod eyebrows and laugh maniacally). Onto more interesting news, I just saw the magnificent being that broke my coat virginity. Look up at the coat, people, not the man. It isn't really as glamorous as you may think, especially if it takes you hours to find the perfect size (ha, ha). Oh, the pain of skinniness. How big are people's hips nowadays? I don't even fit into my school uniform pants, I have to use a belt or hold it up. Back to the coat, I love the colour and material most of all. The long zipper is just an added bonus to the great masterpiece, oh how jealous you must be. I like how it clings to your arms. so you don't have to hold onto that knife. I'm not trying to give you any ideas. Bad, kitty. Bad, bad, kitty!
'Till next we meet, Goodier, Moi Mentil Mind.

Hey...ho! My glob, how fine this day was indeed. I mean it, nothing great really happened today. Except...Mickster listened to my voice notes without my consent and ended up finding the songs that I have written. I record them onto my phone so that I don't forget them. But, it wasn't as horrifying as I believed it would be. My heart was pumping, my palms were sweating, I was about to pass out and she said..."Is that you? I'm asking 'cause it was actually pretty good." Oh, my, globbensteins! That seriously made me smile.
But onto more interesting news, look at the pretty girl in the picture. Isn't she pretty? Well I have a friend just like her at school and she doesn't think she's pretty. I mean she cakes herself with enough base to turn a black man white. At least for a little while. But alas, all good things seem to have an end. I'm joking...as far as you know. I love the way this red-head's hair shines in the sun. We can use it as fire at camp if, for some reason, the sun was out at camp. "Mommy, mommy, look! That girl has white bugs in her hair and they're moving towards me!"
Oh child! And as I believe: red-heads have the best skin ever. I love the way you can play "connect-the-dots" with her freckles, as long as her skin is moist so that I can't leave some permanent marker marks on it. I'm too lazy to wash it off. The shower's too far! And I love the way red-heads don't seem to tan. Oh my friggin geeznits, I love a person who has pale skin. It almost feels like hanging with vampires. Of course, they don't steal your ketchup and run away with your strawberries then leave a note saying that they'll be back in five. She never came back. Oh wait, she did. Oops.
Oh well, Goodier, Moi Mentil Mind.